A new form of matter - the nuclear condensate - may exist at densities present in white dwarfs and in inertial confinement experiments. This state has a number of unusual properties: superconductivity by ions (not electrons), enhanced specific heats and neutrino luminosities and unusual topological solitons. On the theoretical side, it demonstrates a combination of the Goldstone theorem and the Higgs phenomenon. We discuss some of the properties of the nuclear condensate and the features that make this strongly coupled system amenable to an analytical approach.